Saturday, February 20, 2016

10 Observations from the Slush Pile

1.  Do not, under any circumstances, submit a story in colored font.  Black only.  Please.  My eyes can only take so much.

2.  I'm finding I really detest that old editor's standard, Courier New (or Courier, or Courier whatever).   I much prefer Times New Roman.

3.  And while we're on the subject of fonts, do not submit a story in anything but the fonts recommended by A) EVERY standard manuscript format guideline or B) the submission guidelines of the market to which you are submitting.   B, however, is most important.  I mean, I suppose there may be some publisher who really loves to read stories in Harlow Solid Italic, and if there is that publisher would certainly make that known in his/her guidelines.  I mean, there may be.  Right?  Maybe?

Or not.  But if there is then you should do what she/he asks.

4.  If you are NOT a native English-speaker who is writing in English, I cannot overstate the need for you to have a native English-speaker read through your manuscript to make sure it reads well in English.

5.  Big blocks of text, with no paragraph breaks, are a turn-off.  Honestly, I have yet to see a story that uses such a style that wouldn't be improved by adding a few hard returns.

6.  Short story cover letters and novel cover letters are not the same.  If you don't know the difference, Google it.  In a nutshell, however, short story cover letters should NOT include a synopsis of the story.  It's a short story.  If I can't figure out what it's about by reading the first page or so (even the first paragraph or so) then you haven't done a very good job of writing it.  All I want from your cover letter is a polite presentation of your story, a short list of some of your most recent or most notable publication credits, and a 'Thank you for your time.'

7.  You do not need to add personal copyright information in your story file or cover letter.  Copyright, by law, is implied.  Also, a reputable publisher who has been in operation (and publishing regularly) for more than, say 6 months, is not likely to steal your story.  Our reputations are important to us.

8.  I'll say it again (and again and again and again), you absolutely MUST read and heed submission guidelines.  You must.

9.  I once frequented a writers' forum in which someone stated that if your grammar and punctuation are good you're ahead of 90% of your competitors.  Not actually true.  In my experience--and I've been handling slush for nearly 10 years--most writers can competently handle the mechanics of the English language.  What most lack, quite honestly, is finesse.

10.  The F-word is being tossed around like confetti these days.  I, personally, am not impressed.  It smacks of a crudeness and lack of refinement that I find unappealing at best.








4 comments:

Guy Riessen said...

All seem like great observations to help authors with their submissions, and universal in application. Except maybe #10, which while it works for you, must respect genre and narrator voice. A lowlife criminal MC in a modern noir crime story talking like grandma in church ain't gonna make the sale :)

I respectfully submit that #10 might be better adjusted to: Know your audience. Do some research before you submit and read some of the works the publisher/agent has accepted in the past.

cheers

Suzanne Vincent said...

Respectfully, Guy, I disagree.

I read a great many stories each year. The increase in the use of this particular word has been exponential over the past 2-3 years, and it's not just noir detective toughs and others of their ilk. It is, quite literally, tossed into the majority of narratives like 'like' is tossed into teen attempts at conversation.

I can tolerate a good punch-in-the-gut expletive when it's appropriate and is used for impact. But that's not, for the most part, how it's being used anymore. I see very few of any other expletives these days. Just that one. Rarely used for impact or even characterization. It's just there, trendy, hopefully flash-in-the-pan as was the word ennui 10 years ago or so.

It is not a matter of knowing your audience. It's a matter of a shift in language usage down a cruder, less mindful, less intelligent road. And I am of the opinion that if writers can make art without it, they should.

Anonymous said...

Could you recommend any reputable short flash fiction sites that are more apt to publish an intelligently written story with a fair amount of cursing, particularly the f word? I am new to writing and don't know how to research this.

Suzanne Vincent said...

Anonymous, I answered your question in a separate blog post, here:

http://slusheditor.blogspot.com/2017/11/ask-editor-researching-markets.html