It Came From the Slushpile by Carol Pinchesfsky at Intergalactic Medicine Show.
Fortunately, I don't have to deal with this type of stunt.
E-submissions are awesome in that respect.
But I do read a lot of slush that's oddly formatted.
Please don't. Just don't. It doesn't work. It doesn't make we want to read your story. Quite the opposite.